i want to adopt them all

Dear Yuletide author,

Hello! This is my first year doing Yuletide and I am really excited about it! I apologize in advance for all the exclamation points! !!!!!!!!!! ( Specifics- Greek, Whip It, Bring It On, SYTYCD RPF. )

In the spirit of Yuletide, let's all talk about older women defiling Nathan Trasoras, okay? SERIOUSLY. Also, I offered to write for 14 fandoms, none of which I have actually ever written fic for. \o?

There is a WIP amnesty meme going around? I have SO MANY WIPs that I will probably never finish. Here are some snippets from some, which are pretty porny:

( The one where Morgan goes home to Chicago and runs into Elle and they have dirty, fucked up sex )

( The one where Evan and Cappie accidentally fuck up an Amphora ritual and end up bodyswapped. )

( The one where Evan and Cappie jerk off in separate bunks at camp and get off on listening to each other and finally they jerk each other off )

( The one where Lana teaches Rebecca that bisexuality exists. )

I think I forgot how to write porn, you guys. D:

GREEK FRIENDING MEME

I've been threatening to do this forever, and now I have! \o/ Feel free to link to this! Actually, please link to this, because I'm pretty sure all of my friends who are into Greek are already friends with each other. This is basically the same as every friending meme ever and I assume we all know how those work by now. Here is the code:



I am a complete Luddite and the fact that I managed to figure out the html for that table is astounding, so use it.

[Redacted anecdote about skate bro exes 'cause I'm unlocking this shit.]

Greek returns tonight! Who watches it besides me and I think eloquentice and imntsaying and irish_cocktail? You should. It's a delight. ( Let me show you why, in a manner that is not at all dial-up safe. )

Seriously, if there was one thing I could magically make people fannish about, it would be this show. It's CANON that Rebecca and Cappie pretend to be sex spies, which mainly consists of running around having sex in public places and having sex while one party is dressed as Wonder Woman (it's, uhm, not clear whether Rebecca or Cappie wears the costume). Imagine the delightful pornfictions that could happen. *__*

Let's not even talk about who does the theme song, though.